(Source: unclefather, via dijonwatson)

shitshilarious:

"whats for dinner mom?"
“A vase of spaghetti and milk in a floral glass”

shitshilarious:

"whats for dinner mom?"

A vase of spaghetti and milk in a floral glass

(Source: thepowergame, via hi)

foreverwholocked:

#this gets funnier and funnier #because martin just gets more and more famous

foreverwholocked:

#this gets funnier and funnier #because martin just gets more and more famous

(Source: be-my-constant-brotha, via cumberpeenqueen)

lesterfied:

i think this is one of those gifs that perfectly describes my life

lesterfied:

i think this is one of those gifs that perfectly describes my life

(via sociopaths-have-the-box)

titty-jpg:

Shoutout to the females that compliment each other, that jealousy shit dead

(via ispenttoolongthinkingofanewname)

cumber-kitty:

thecrimsonalchemist:

"how do you know you’re gay if you haven’t kissed the same gender"

how do you know you’re not a bipedal lizard person if you haven’t peeled off your skin to check for scales

i feel like this gif needed to be here somewhere

(via jennstarkid)

(Source: robbgasm, via forgodsakegallifreystands)

stopchasingclouds:

Radiate Hope, Encouragement, and Positivity!

(Source: chasingcharlie, via pixelatedlovesongs)

hi:

NEW UNDERWEAR IS HONESTLY THE BEST THING EVER AND IT JUST MAKES ME SO HAPPY IDK

(via me-and-hermann)

dylanobylan:

i went to look up coup de foudre (“love at first sight”) but i fucked up

image

i fucked up so much

i didn’t know it was possible to fuck it up this much

(via me-and-hermann)